I'm usually described as being easy-going with a quirky sense of humor. I'm normal acting and I'm not into flamers or really feminine acting men. I'm really not into the clubbing scene and instead prefer to stay home and watch movies or go out to places that don't make me go deaf. I work out when my schedule allows me to and am in decent shape.

My Ideal Person Despite my assumptions to the contrary, I find I have to put this in here because there are plenty of guys out there for whom this is not obvious secondary to either immaturity or total callousness.

I'm looking for someone who is roughly my age in decent shape who above all else is not a flake. If you are all talk, no action and lack follow through on the most basic of things (basically an irresponsible dolt), DON'T bother messaging me. We will not get along. If you’re messaging me with the intent of having something more lasting than a fling, I refuse to be the only “active” participant in the relationship (i.e. having to repeatedly rearrange my busy as balls schedule for dates we agree upon only to be stood up). If you stand me up a couple of times, I will (1) not take you seriously and (2) probably tell you to piss off if it happens repeatedly. Again, if this sounds like something you do to people you date, DON’T message me. You’ll be wasting your time...and mine.

Lastly, I don’t do games and I don’t do drama and neither should you. It annoys all parties involved and I will also tell you to piss off if I catch wind that I’m either being played or you’re bugging the ever-loving shit out of me with inane dribble.